Girls/Women are Hard to Please

If You Treat Her Well, She Says You Are In Love With Her;
If You Don’t, She Says You Are Proud.




If You Argue With Her, She Says You Are Stubborn;
If You Keep Quiet, She Says You Have No Brains.




If You Dress Elegantly, She Says You Are Trying To Lure Her;
If You Don’t, She Says You Are Too Primitive.




If You Are Smarter Than Her, She’ll Lose Face;
If She’s Smarter Than You, She Is Great.




If You Don’t Love Her, She Tries To Posses You;
If You Love Her, She Will Try To Leave You.




If You Scold Her, You Are Like A Nanny To Her;
If She Scolds You, It Is Because She Cares For You.




If You Break Your Promise, You Cannot Be Trusted;
If She Breaks Her, She Is Forced To Do So.




If You Smoke You Are Bad Guy;
If She Smokes, She Is A Gentle Lady.




If You Do Well In Your Exams, She Says It’s Luck;
If She Does Well, It’s Brains.




If You Hurt Her, You Are Cruel;
If She Hurts You, You Are Too Sensitive.





Boys Are Like Apples On Trees. The Best Ones Are At The Top Of The Tree. The Girls Don’t Want To Reach For The Good Ones Because They’re Afraid Of Falling. Instead They Just Get The Rotten Apples That Are On The Ground, That Aren’t As Good, But Easy. So The Apples At The Top Think That There Is Something Wrong With Them, When In Reality, They Are Amazing. That Is Why We Just Have To Be A Little Patient And The Right Girl, The One Who Takes A Chance To Find The Good, Right Apple, Will Come Some Day.